ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli
Some jerk couldn’t take this little guy on the train in Philly so he ditched him. Friend took him home. He rules.
why did the seagull fly over the sea?
because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
Need some last-minute Halloween costume inspiration? Here you go.
cosplay at its funniest
It’s funny to dress up as Muslim women and disparage another’s culture? How very classically white.
They’re…… they’re ghosts….
They say the war was terrible. That the rest of the world was destroyed. Our founders built the wall to keep us safe, and they divided us into five groups - factions - to keep the peace.