Ravings of A Lunatic Writer

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. you’re not clothing, and you know you don’t like baths

catshaming:

I ate too fast and then puked - on the cream carpets my human slaves can’t replace for at least two years. (they came with the house)

I tried to eat the puke.

fuckyeahfelines:

Alice sleeping on her momma :3

catskypes:

This is rudy, she spends her time napping and taking selfies!

getoutoftherecat:

cat, I’m trying to…no, twitter isn’t for - don’t give me that look. oh, fine. my twitter is your twitter.

fuckyeahfelines:

This is my cat Bandit :)

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cats. you are neither a dinner guest nor a delicious dinner.

fuckyeahfelines:

Mr. Whiskers c:

getoutoftherecat:

i appreciate you trying to help me with my finals but this just isnt working

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you’re not supposed to like water.